Breaking News About Harry Potter!!

Note: For those of you who haven't finished the Harry Potter Books and don't want some things spoiled for you, you might not want to continue with this post. I will post the breaking news in the next paragraph. If you just read the next paragraph it should not ruin anything that happens in the book. You probably don't want to read the rest though because it gives a few things away that are in the last book. Continue reading at your own discretion.

Author J.K. Rowling was at a book signing where she read a little from her final book. After the brief reading she took a few questions from fans in attendance. One fan asked if Dumbledore finds true love. The author replied, "Dumbledore is gay."

Note: Don't continue reading if you don't want to hear things that go on in the final book. I repeat. Don't continue if you don't want to hear things that go on in the final book.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down. Dumbledore's love was his great tragedy." (Story found on yahoo.com)

Shocking

Warning! Creep Alert! Warning! Creep Alert!

The other day I was at school doing my homework when I heard my phone ring. So I looked at the caller ID to see who it was. When I saw Tom's name, my first thought was that he might want to stop by and hang out for awhile at our house.

Monday is his day off, and he sometimes wanders on down to Provo. Anyway, I answered the phone, and he asked if I knew where Brittany was. I said no and asked why. He said that he needed help with something. We ended the call, and I thought nothing else about it the rest of the day.

Later that evening I asked Brittany if Tom ever got a hold of her. She said yes and asked if he had called me as well. She laughed and asked if Tom had asked for my help as well. I said no, but now I was intrigued. 

She asked if I knew what he wanted. I said no and was becoming more confused at why she was asking all these questions. So I asked what he had wanted. I wish I could have taken that question back so I didn't have to hear the answer.

Now I have to live with the consequences of that for the rest of my life. Brittany said he was wondering if she or Lindsey was free to rub numbing cream on him and wrap him in saran wrap.

I don't think I have ever been more creeped out in my life. So if anybody receives a call from Tom asking where their wife is, be sure to find out why.

Would You Rather...

Rearrange this list to rank your "would you rathers." 10 is the most terrible to you and 1 is the least terrible to you.

So here, In no particular order, are the choices:


10. Vomit on yourself while driving in your own car.

9. Sit down on the toilet and start going only to find someone has saran wrapped the bowl so all of your excrement splatters/smears all over you.

8. Find a curiously curly hair when you eat a mouthful of pudding at your Mom's house.

7. Lean in to kiss your spouse or boy/girlfriend as they burp a lethal smell into your open mouth.

6. Walk into a sauna with naked elderly people (male and female) where your friend's grandparent waves you over to talk to you.

5. Have a ward member tell all your secrets/sins during fast and testimony meeting.

4. Bite someone's back (as a joke of course) and accidently squeeze a juicy back pimple into your mouth.

3. Have relentless crotch-itch during a long and important job interview.

2. Have a scientist swab your entire house and report back all of the germs, fungi, and bacteria growing there.

1. Drink expired milk but not realize at first because you have a cold and can't smell it's sour.

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