Monday is his day off, and he sometimes wanders on down to Provo. Anyway, I answered the phone, and he asked if I knew where Brittany was. I said no and asked why. He said that he needed help with something. We ended the call, and I thought nothing else about it the rest of the day.
Later that evening I asked Brittany if Tom ever got a hold of her. She said yes and asked if he had called me as well. She laughed and asked if Tom had asked for my help as well. I said no, but now I was intrigued.
She asked if I knew what he wanted. I said no and was becoming more confused at why she was asking all these questions. So I asked what he had wanted. I wish I could have taken that question back so I didn't have to hear the answer.
Now I have to live with the consequences of that for the rest of my life. Brittany said he was wondering if she or Lindsey was free to rub numbing cream on him and wrap him in saran wrap.
I don't think I have ever been more creeped out in my life. So if anybody receives a call from Tom asking where their wife is, be sure to find out why.
3 comments:
That's a code red creep alert if I ever heard one. LB why don't you rub cream on your self. I am willing to do it, but you'll have to pay for my flight home.
what a creep! i wonder why he didn't ask you?
This shouldn't be surprising at all, considering that he convinced me, HBH, and Moose to shave his back.
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